I have no intention of satisfying your aching need to read about “Top 10 Places to Eat in Milan”. This is NOT a food post. I put pictures of food and copied-pasted Google descriptions because they seem to be the only things that you’re interested about and understand. Ouch. (Go find my apology there, somewhere in the main body of the text.) How would I know what are the Top 10 Places when I was only there for two days? How would I know what makes the Top-10-Places when I like my wine with a lot of ice, steak well done and chips soggy and cold? But here. Serving some good rant-violi right up for you. Buon appetito.